January 2010
19 posts
Mississippi.
Found this hilarious joke online today. I know you might’ve heard it before but I think its funny!
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I...
Shaites.
I set you up,
Take a step.
I gave you the opportunity,
Chance it.
I offered you my hand,
Hold it.
I opened my heart,
Look inside.
Don’t let this love slip us by.
by Amelia
(via fuckyeahhlove)
Shawtyy.
My boyfriend is six feet tall. I am five foot three inches. One day, he crouched down to meet me at eye level and said “Oh, it’s awful scary down here.” He straightened up and asked, “Is it weird to have to look up to talk to people?”.
I replied, “No, is it weird to look down to talk to people?”.
He answered, ” I never look ‘down’ at you when I talk to you. I look at your face. I only look down if...
Too Bad. :(
Too bad I asked for more
when all I can have is a friend
Too bad I gave my heart when all
that’s needed was my hand
Too bad I fell for someone I can never
have, someone who’s willing to give
me all but not love.
by cyrillestef
(via fuckyeahhlove)
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“Love is being stupid together.”
– Paul Valery
I wanna be stupid with you.
(via simtan) (via quote-book)
“Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical,...”
– Alan Moore (via julie911) (via quote-book)
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